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Page 1 of 2 Thoughts on Aging Gracefully....
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In time of war, it’s easy to get overly serious. As I believe that the greatest things are done with a light heart, I’m passing along the following from a stream of email jokes sent to me by friends.
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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft............… Today, it's called golf.
Also from the email jokes, these seen on bumper stickers:
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
- REHAB is for quitters
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
- If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
- Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
- Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
- Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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